Ten Ways to Ruin Thanksgiving

By November 27, 2019 Shmanksgiving

High Functioning Girls with Depression Presents, “TEN WAYS TO RUIN THANKSGIVING”

1.  Stop taking your meds three days before Thanksgiving.

2.  Start taking someone else’s meds three days before Thanksgiving.

3.  Surprise your guests with an “authentic” Thanksgiving menu of venison, porridge, beechnuts and shellfish.

4.  Surprise your guests with a “Sober Thanksgiving!”

5.  Show up to Thanksgiving dressed as an indigenous person.

6.  Show up to Thanksgiving dressed as the zombie, revenge-seeking version of an indigenous person.

7.  Get real drunk.

8.  Get real drunk and toss all the leftovers.

9.  Overshare about your depression.

10. Overshare about your depression at the kid’s table.

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